Okafor’s Law states that if u have been involved with a girl for a period of time and did a good job in and out of the bedroom (mostly in..), the belief is that u can always go to the girl at any given time and sleep with her again no matter what situation arises (breakups, different lover, etc..)

The word ‘Checkmate’ comes from Arabic ‘shah mat’ meaning ‘the king is dead’

The King and Queen in Lion King were voiced by The King and Queen in Coming To America.

Akon’s full name is Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam.

Ducks can see more colours than us.

Orgasms can cure hiccups.

Murphy Law states that ‘anything that can go wrong, will go wrong’

It is a common prank among kids in school in Japan to stick fingers into other people’s butts when they are not looking, it is called KANCHO.

Sleeping on the left side of the bed makes you more cheerful and positive.

A healthy child was born after the body of its brain dead mother was kept for 107 days.

It took 35 policemen armed with AK47’s to rescue a shaved orangutan that was being used as a sex slave in Borneo brothel.

If one identical twin is homosexual, there is about 30-40% chance that the other twin is as well.

Brazilian prisoners are now able to shorten their sentences by reading books and writing essays about them.

A radio station in New Zealand has ‘No-NickelBack days’ – if they play a NickelBack song, you can call in to win $1000.

There’s a city called ‘Licking’ and a town called ‘Butts’ in Missouri, USA.

There is a cognitive bias called The Google Effect where a person tends to forget the information that can easily be found using the search engine.

Mikel Obi made history on saturday becoming the first midfielder in the English Premier League not to score a goal in 158 matches.

There’s a worm that looks like penis and it has been termed Penis fish.

Men think about sex on average of 19times a day, women think about sex about 10times a day.

The people of Easter Island have a word called ‘Tingo’ which literally means ‘the act of taking objects one desires from the house of a friend by gradually borrowing all of them.’

King Charles VI of France thought he was made of glass and therefore he didn’t allow people to touch him.

It is healthy to pick your nose as long as it doesn’t cause bleeding.

Your mind can sense someone staring at you even when asleep.

By 2020, depression will be the leading cause of death and disability.

Until the 70s, there were several US cities where it was illegal to be ugly in public.

The ‘smell of metal’ is actually a body odour caused by contact between skin and metal.

Scientists have invented particles that will make you live without breathing.

There’s an occurrence most commonly known as a fire rainbow, which is neither made of fire nor related to rainbows. It is named fire rainbow because of the way the pattern it’s in, and because of the colours. Its real name is Circumhorizontal arc.

Irish striker, Robbie Keane played for Internazionale (FC INTER MILAN). He signed for the italian club from Coventry City and left the club for Leeds United.

Juventus is nicknamed ‘The Old Lady’ and used to share the Stadium Delle Alpi with city rivals Torino.


I just came across this and decided to share.


The scrabble is only based on 5 letter words and your word must begin with the last letter of the word before yours.

E.g if my word is ‘based’ the next person will comment with the 5 letter word that begins with ‘d’ e.g ‘dairy’

Here is the first word ‘woman’ so the next word will be ‘nymph’ with the last letter of woman which is ‘n’ starting the next word ‘nymph’.

Lets keep it rolling.

Gossip: We All Do That Shit

Gossip is so tasty – how we love to swallow it –Proverbs 18vs 8

Gossip is an ancient means of conveying and sharing facts, views and slur. It is described as the casual conversation or unseen reports about people; the idle rumour talk about private or personal affairs of others.

People have diverse views about gossip. Eleanor Roosevelt said “Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people” while Mercedes Lackey said “It’s only gossip if you repeat it until then its gathering information.”

Some perceive it as a free-minded way of disseminating information while others see it as a sin (Biblically, it is placed on par with sexual immorality and murder), hurtful and character defamation. The truth is that we all gossip; one way or the other. We gossip in church, school, at work place, market, mall, social gatherings, home…in fact everywhere. Pretending that none of us is a gossip is a farce.

After all, nobody is perfect and everyone has a flaw to gossip about. For instance, you hear an interesting story/rumour and you find it very hard to digest it alone, so you tell Mr A, if only he swears not to disclose what you’ve told him. Iya! Before you say Jack Robinson, your story has spread round the school, church, work place, etc and the world in general (no thanks to the internet).

Nowadays, gossip sells like sex and it spreads like wild fire. The E! Channel is one TV Station, that is dedicated to gossips and fabulous life of the rich and famous and we are aware of their success. Most magazines and newspapers now have columns for gossip because it surely catches the attention of the readers.

I am of the school of thought that people who gossip ‘A LOT’ are those with low self esteem who desire to fit in at all cost. Some people, especially the ladies, can’t converse with you for 10minutes without gossiping.

Traditionally, women get a lot of criticism for gossiping or should I say gisting as they call it. A male who gossips is a girl’s best friend/companion.

A feminist definition of gossip presents it as “a way of talking between women, intimate in style, personal and domestic in scope and settling, a female cultural event which springs from and perpetuates the restrictions of the female role but also gives the comfort or validation.” (Jones, 1990)

Men and women gossip but there’s a huge gap in the way both sexes gossip. Men talk about cars, sports, alcohol, women, money, weed etc so it endears them to each other, while the female folk whimper and whisper about physical appearance and relationships.

The general rule for gossip is to mind your own business. You don’t want a nosy parker prying in your affairs, so you owe it to them to show them the same amount of respect.

This said, next time you come across some spicy and tasty news, you can use your “fork ear” to sieve the ones you want to assimilate or you can use your “spoon ear” and swallow the news with all the impurities but remember shut your buccal cavity and observe how proceedings unwrap.

Women Are Naturally Selfish

Recently, I was termed a masculinist by a female friend because I told her women are naturally selfish.

Don’t get me wrong, i respect women very much and i would never put women down, however i belong to the school of thought that believes women are selfish creatures.

There are so many reasons why I think women are selfish and if I am allowed, I could go on till I collapse. I know some women reading this are already infuriated but here are some of these reasons.

Several acts depict the selfishness of a woman. A woman would die for HER man, HER children, HER everything, but not when it comes to anybody else, i fear the same does not apply.

Mothers go crazy about their kids because its natural, mothers are naturally crazy about their babies, just like how a hen protects its chicks. This they can’t help, they are designed to sacrifice for their babies but you might not notice this on a very hot, sexy, successful lady…why? Selfishness. They are too bothered to feed their need to look attractive and pursue happiness in their careers so they hardly think about giving birth or breastfeeding or taking care of their babies.

Also you would notice how moms tend to have affinity for their male children because of selfishness. Their mind is thinking about security, a son would be able to provide/protect better then a daughter. Women want comfort in life.

Women frown at their male friends’ relationships and would want them to remain single for years to ensure she has his full attention when she needs it because they know the moment he gets a girl of his own, the attention will be divided or annulled.

Women can’t be friends with an opposite sex if they aren’t gaining anything in return. Mind you, what she gains mustn’t be monetary.

Women are quick to make a guy who really likes/loves her an errand boy/driver/mugu. They rarely care about the man’s feelings if they don’t feel the same way. Once a girl ‘knows’ you like/love her more than she does, you are in big trouble. She MUST capitalise on that and drain your psyche.

Women only hang out with men they have been turning down their offer for a date because of boredom. When a girl is bored, disturbed and has no one else to run to..then she remembers you, the MUGU!

Women according to survey are less likely to return a favour. Girls hardly remember the things you do/did for them.

Women always expect gifts during their birthdays and other anniversaries from male friends who aren’t their boyfriends. That’s why they advertise their birthdays in advance to make sure you have no excuse to give for not buying them gifts but when its time to reciprocate, she blanks him or buys him just a card. They can only go out of their way to buy things for people they are dating or want to date.

Most women decide what to cook without considering her partner because that’s what she craves at the moment.

Women even get selfish and annoyed when a guy they claim not to like starts wooing any of her friends or sees him with another girl in public.

Some women are selfish in bed, they just lay down there like a log of wood and expect the man to function like a man who’s on crack. No wonder most men take energy drinks before sexual aerobic exercises to ensure he doesn’t fall his hand or disappoint.

Like I aforementioned, I could go on and on but I have to stop here.